CFTards

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

montel, the new mnk0

[22:03] montel: F U
[22:03] montel: lol i will
[22:03] montel: after i get used to cf
[22:03] montel: no
[22:03] montel: after i get used to cf
[22:04] montel: then js
[22:04] montel: then flex
[22:04] montel: yay no +c
[22:05] montel: woooooooooooooooo
[22:05] montel: HI I AM GAY
[22:05] montel: I LIEK DA RAINBOWS
[22:05] montel: YUMMY RAINBOWS

Because he cried about the lack of colors ...

Monday, February 22, 2010

djonsite: Did you really just share a picture of your pussy with legs spread?
djonsite: it's a cutie btw

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Wednesday, December 16, 2009

All your bots are belong to us



[19:23] *** yardd0g has joined #coldfusion
[19:23] <*yardd0g> someone, need ops plz
[19:29] <@Critter> i need 2 forms of picture id
[19:32] <*yardd0g> common dude
[19:32] <*yardd0g> bots
[19:33] <@Critter> i'm not being funny, but I'm barely in the channel anymore.. and i have no clue wtf you are *shrug*
[19:33] <*yardd0g> need to get these opped and if anyone knows how to get a hold of max cuz i cant, he's not online
[19:34] <*yardd0g> bkraptor SunDevil Lobo and xchange are my bots, and max's are awol atm
[19:34] <@Critter> sec.
[19:35] <*yardd0g> they're kinda broke but they'll work
[19:43] <*yardd0g> no go?
[19:44] <*xemptwrk> who is yardd0g?
[19:45] <*yardd0g> whois the bots
[19:45] <*yardd0g> ^^
[19:45] <*xemptwrk> lol
[19:45] <*yardd0g> ?
[19:46] <*xemptwrk> hehe
[19:46] <*yardd0g> alright guys
[20:25] <*WebErika> hmm
[20:25] <*WebErika> never heard of yard dog
[20:25] <*WebErika> Critter ... Ive never heard of yardd0g
[20:25] <*WebErika> what do those bots do anyway?
[20:29] <*yardd0g> ok, we'll wait till max comes back
[20:29] <*yardd0g> you dont need bots
[20:30] <*yardd0g> you had them
[20:30] <*yardd0g> but screw it
[20:30] <*WebErika> what do they do>
[20:30] <*WebErika> ?
[20:30] *** SunDevil has left #coldfusion
[20:30] <*WebErika> I mean |neo|stopped working
[20:30] <*WebErika> why cant you just answer a simple question ?
[20:30] <*yardd0g> they're all gone
[20:30] <*yardd0g> since you dont need them
[20:30] <*WebErika> WHAT DID THEY DO?!
[20:30] *** Lobo has left #coldfusion
[20:30] <*WebErika> besides idle here
[20:31] *** xchange has left #coldfusion
[20:31] <*WebErika> omfg
[20:31] *** bkraptor has left #coldfusion
[20:31] <*yardd0g> you're on your own
[20:31] <*WebErika> why are you being an ass?
[20:31] <*yardd0g> ill let max know
[20:32] <*WebErika> whatever dude. What are you ? 12?
[20:32] *** yardd0g has left #coldfusion
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[20:33] <*yardd0g> need to see who was on those bots so i can delete you
[20:33] <*WebErika> is there a reason you are angry?
[20:34] <*yardd0g> i asked earlier to be opped and i get an attitude ?
[20:34] <*yardd0g> lol
[20:34] <*WebErika> because no one knows who you are!!!!!!
[20:34] <*WebErika> no one gets ops just because they ASK for it.
[20:34] <*yardd0g> bot master
[20:34] <*yardd0g> dont like it ?
[20:34] <@Critter> no attitude mate. but I have no idea who you are.. you don't just let somebody walk into your house.. eh?
[20:34] <*yardd0g> fine
[20:35] <*yardd0g> you're gone
[20:35] *** yardd0g has left #coldfusion
[20:35] <*WebErika> WTF?
[20:35] <@Critter> wow.
[20:35] <@Critter> kids..
[20:35] *** Critter sets mode +o WebErika
[20:35] <@WebErika> seriously?! WTF?
[20:35] <@WebErika> Where is max ... who is max?
[20:35] <@WebErika> IRL
[20:35] <@Critter> *shrug*
[20:36] <@WebErika> I wouldnt of opped him either. I read your response and it was good to me :)
[20:36] <@Critter> i know.. right... just because you say so...
[20:37] <@Critter> pfft
[20:37] <@WebErika> all he had to do was nicely say who he was
[20:49] <*happydude> you should ban that douche
[20:50] <@Critter> are you kidding? dude.. i'm just about shitting my pants. he said.... "fine you're gone"
[20:50] <@Critter> i do give him props for not saying 'your gone', though..
[20:59] <*happydude> haha
[20:59] <*happydude> are you kidding you should have just op'd his bots and let him take the channel over

Monday, November 17, 2008

[13:59] * Lynx (~lynx@rrcs-74-219-138-34.central.biz.rr.com) has joined #coldfusion
[14:05] * Lynx (~lynx@rrcs-74-219-138-34.central.biz.rr.com) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out)
[14:05] * Lynx (~lynx@rrcs-74-219-138-34.central.biz.rr.com) has joined #coldfusion
[14:08] * Lynx (~lynx@rrcs-74-219-138-34.central.biz.rr.com) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out)
[14:08] * Lynx (~lynx@rrcs-74-219-138-34.central.biz.rr.com) has joined #coldfusion
[14:08] <lynx> hmm
[14:08] <lynx> stop it connection!
[14:09] * Lynx holds onto slammmed

[14:22] * Lynx (~lynx@rrcs-74-219-138-34.central.biz.rr.com) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out)
[14:22] * Lynx (~lynx@rrcs-74-219-138-34.central.biz.rr.com) has joined #coldfusion
[14:27] * Lynx (~lynx@rrcs-74-219-138-34.central.biz.rr.com) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out)
[14:27] * Lynx (~lynx@rrcs-74-219-138-34.central.biz.rr.com) has joined #coldfusion
[14:30] * Lynx (~lynx@rrcs-74-219-138-34.central.biz.rr.com) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out)
[14:30] * Lynx (~lynx@rrcs-74-219-138-34.central.biz.rr.com) has joined #coldfusion
[14:30] * @slammmed (~slammmed@65-97-136-2.wpb.fdn.com) Quit (Ping timeout: 444 seconds)
[14:31] * slammmed (~slammmed@65-97-136-2.wpb.fdn.com) has joined #coldfusion

[14:32] * Lynx (~lynx@rrcs-74-219-138-34.central.biz.rr.com) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out)
[14:32] * Lynx (~lynx@rrcs-74-219-138-34.central.biz.rr.com) has joined #coldfusion
[14:35] * Lynx (~lynx@rrcs-74-219-138-34.central.biz.rr.com) Quit (Read error: Operation timed out)
[14:42] * Lynx (~lynx@rrcs-74-219-138-34.central.biz.rr.com) has joined #coldfusion
[14:42] * Lynx (~lynx@rrcs-74-219-138-34.central.biz.rr.com) Quit (Client Quit)
[14:52] <@djuggler> haha! Lynx took slammmed with him!

Friday, August 24, 2007

Hungry?


<lynx> fuck im hungry already
<@bananachu> *eats his sausage mcmuffins*
<lynx> asshole
<@bananachu> dollar menu++ :D

Wednesday, July 25, 2007


Twitter me this!



<@djuggler> Why do I always get the weird stuff?
<@bananachu> cuz of your twittering habit
<@djuggler> :)
<@djuggler> I don't smoke. I have to twitter.
<@bananachu> thankfully - if you smoked like you twittered i'm sure you'd look about 92
<@djuggler> hehe. I'll cut back :0

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Wow. Forgot about this blog. I miss my #coldfusion friends ... does anyone still read this thing?

Wednesday, August 02, 2006

Welcome to yesterday!



[11:10] structnew is the the most amazing thing i have ever used
[11:10] You should get out more.
[11:10] hi, welcome to seven years ago

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Even CFiNFO knows access sucks



[13:23] Geoeorge: what db type
[13:23] closer__: access
[13:23] CFiNF0: access is not a db

Thursday, July 06, 2006

Notable Quoteables


[08:56] <Critz> Gayest things said in the channel for $300, Alex:
"[08:58] <bleg55> im trying to test out paul hastings little thing"

Monday, March 13, 2006

Junior Level Programmer


[13:43] <JeLLo2> thats why i just want to get some code for simple things and integrate them by modifyin it or whatever
[13:44] <JeLLo2> dante does it take time to learn fusebox style or how does it work exactly
[13:44] <^Dante^> I've never used it, but the newer versions of cf have thier own tags for authentication and security
[13:44] <JeLLo2> i see one sec brb
[14:01] <JeLLo2> that stuff is way over ma head
[14:03] <dfworking> your mom does cf?
[14:05] <JeLLo2> as a matter of fact she does
[14:05] <JeLLo2> i learned cf from her first
[14:05] <JeLLo2> but she does more asp.net stuff now

Friday, March 03, 2006

ColdFusion makes pretty webpages



[23:03] <dreamweav> how do i make good looking website in coldfusin?
[23:05] <Critz> have good graphic skills?
[23:06] <dreamweav> nope[23:06] <dreamweav> is it too late or can i learn good sklls?
[23:06] <Critz> if you are not an old dog. it is never too late



This was suggested to make a good looking website in coldfusion:
[23:07] <dal~JesusWept> <cfhttp url="http://www.csszengarden.com"><cfoutput>#cfhttp.content#</cfoutput>?

Monday, November 14, 2005

Listening to the music


[04:50] <dfwww> you like tangerine dream?
[04:50] <dfwww> bit oldschool to be called 'techno' i guess
[04:50] <BjornWork> never heard of em
[04:50] <dfwww> heh
[04:50] <dfwww> what, are you 12?

Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Math - that subject you'll never use in real life


[15:58] <SydneyB> what is the function to make -8 become +8 and vice versa?
[15:58] <krystar> *-1? :)

Wednesday, October 26, 2005

Real men roast goat, during an eclipse.


[10:58] <dfworking> hey camden, were you guys given explicit directives to include 397 pages on using dreamweaver?
[10:58] <dfworking> that so roasted my goat
[10:58] <raymondca> heh, no idea
[10:58] <raymondca> i sure as hell dont use it
[10:58] <raymondca> real men use eclipse ;)

Brooksie the diplomat


[10:56] * Critz doesn't see the link back to ray's blog hmmmm
[10:56] <raymondca> link backs arent required
[10:56] <raymondca> amazon puchases are ;)
[10:56] <raymondca> purchases even
[10:56] <brooksie> yo are you camden
[10:56] <brooksie> raymon camden
[10:56] <raymondca> yes
[10:56] <raymondca> the infamous one
[10:56] <brooksie> id like to dedicate this book to jacov
[10:56] <brooksie> lynn
[10:56] <brooksie> and noah
[10:57] <brooksie> as well as my wife
[10:57] <raymondca> heh
[10:57] <raymondca> yes, that one
[10:57] <brooksie> you gotta explain shit better sometimes

Body Snatchers


[12:32] -->| David25 (TuttoIRC@ip-188-252.sn1.eutellia.it) has joined #coldfusion
[12:39] <undone> DONATE YOUR BODY TO SCIENCE YOU FOOLS!
[12:40] <--| David25 has left #coldfusion

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

0b101010

<undone> I'm waiting for language to be reduced to binary.
<djuggler> 1
<undone> 0
<undone> Fucker.
<undone> [atomi]: djuggler and I had a binary disagreement.

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

[14:51] <bleg55> atomi: does cfelcipes have a gui?
[14:51] <bleg55> even a basic one/

Tuesday, June 21, 2005

porn hurts your phsyce


[09:34] <brooks> what spyware prog d
[09:34] <brooks> do you use
[09:35] <Mongoose5> lavasoft
[09:35] <brooks> 9is that any good
[09:35] <brooks> i heard it kinda sucks
[09:35] <Mongoose5> works for me... but I don't do stupid shit, plus I mainly run linux
[09:36] <dfworking> brooks, lavasoft is adaware
[09:36] <brooks> yea i kno
[09:36] <brooks> im just gonna choose one soon
[09:36] <brooks> i just wanna get a good one im not gonna go crazy i dont really bug out on the internet
[09:37] <brooks> i just need some sort of protection before i start really downloading shit
[09:37] <dfworking> porn
[09:37] <brooks> lol
[09:37] <brooks> nah
[09:37] <brooks> i dont whip it at my computer anymore
[09:37] <brooks> its bad for your phsyce
[09:37] <dfworking> and your spelling too apparently
[09:37] <brooks> yes
[09:37] <brooks> very much sow